OFFICIAL SITE OF THE
MOUNTAIN HOCKEY LEAGUE
Current Standings
Folks, Don Lemon here, and let me tell you, the Mountain Hockey League is hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July! We've got a race at the top that's tighter than a pair of skinny jeans, a few teams at the bottom fightin' like underdogs, and enough drama to make a soap opera writer jealous.
Now, let's take a gander at these standings, shall we?
Up at the top, sittin' pretty like a king on a throne, it's the Reno Ice Raiders. 15-4-3, folks, that's a record that'll make you wanna shout "Bingo!" These guys are playin' like they've got ice water in their veins and a fire in their belly.
But hold your horses, 'cause the Breckenridge Vipers are slitherin' right behind 'em with a 12-4 record. These Vipers, they're venomous, I tell ya. They'll sink their fangs into ya and not let go.
And don't you dare forget about the Santa Rosa Growlers, sittin' comfortably in third with a 10-2-2 record. They're like a pack of wolves, folks, always hungry, always lookin' for their next meal.
Now, down at the bottom of the barrel, we've got a couple of teams tryin' to find their way. The Mansfield Barracudas, bless their hearts, they're havin' a rough go of it, sittin' at 2-11-1. But hey, it ain't over till the fat lady sings, and these Cudas, they've still got some fight left in 'em.
And then there's the Sin City Kings, bringin' up the rear with a 2-14 record. They're like a bunch of high rollers who've hit a cold streak, but don't you worry, folks. Their luck's gonna turn around. Just wait till they hit that jackpot.
So there you have it, folks. The Mountain Hockey League is a wild ride, full of ups and downs, twists and turns. So buckle up, grab your popcorn, and get ready for a show!
